# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie
This is sickening.
I went to a school like this when I was in grade six. My inhalers were locked up in the office, and I was having an attack. My memories are a bit foggy (I couldn’t breathe after all) but I recall my twin sister and somebody else wheeling me all the way to the office in a computer chair. Thankfully I was lucky and got my meds in time; I ended up off school for a week and a half recovering.
This shit is scary. Rescue inhalers should be on the person of the child who NEEDS them, and if they are too young then they should be with the caregiver. There is absolutely no excuse to keep RESCUE MEDICATIONS locked up away from the people who need them FAST.
THE REASON THESE MEDS EXIST IS SO YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE THEM ON HAND. TAKING AWAY MEDS THAT COULD BE VITAL IN AN EMERGENCY IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
In the primary school where I worked at we always kept an inhaler in the office/classroom for safekeeping in the event that a child didn’t have one/a working one with them.
That hair <3
If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic
This revelation just knocked me over.
LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING
JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”
BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE
HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD
WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS
SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.
HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS
THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT
BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB
IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD
AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE
THE END#somebody fuckin censored this post like a weirdo so i had to go back a bit to find an uncensored version????? #what a fuckin weirdo????????#worth it #lotr #jrrtWHO THE FUCK CENSORED MY GLORIOUS FUCKING RANT ON TOLKIENDO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERE’S A VERSION FLOATING AROUND WITHOUT ALL MY SWEARSUNBELIEVABLETHIS IS THE WORK OF MORGOTH I TELL YOU
It’s even nerdier than that, though, because,
1. He started writing the languages before the stories, and then was basically like, y’know, I think I’d better invent some people to speak these awesome languages I have invented.
2. Part of the reason he wrote the Silmarillion the way he did was because he wanted to write a mythology for England. The nerd supreme was like, my country doesn’t have epic mythology like the Norse do, so I’m going to write it.
Also, his academic colleagues were constantly frustrated with him because he worked on his fiction when he was supposed to be doing academic stuff.
And his publisher was constantly frustrated with him because he took FOREVER to have anything ready for publication.
Also the reason LOTR exists is because his publisher was like, that Hobbit book did really well could you maybe write some more of that? And Tolkien was like, sure. And then he started writing and then he was like, huh, looks like the characters from that epic mythology I’ve been working on for my entire adult life are involved in this. And then he was like “who are you and what are you doing in this story I mean you’re really interesting but I did not invite you to this party” when Faramir showed up. Basically, any writing problem anyone has ever had, Tolkien had it. Read his letters if you don’t believe me.
I don’t know whether he and Lewis hated each others’ stuff, but Tolkien wasn’t big on allegory and neither one was afraid to voice their thoughts. In one of his letters he says that anyone who walked by one of their meetings (them and other Oxford nerds would get together and drink and critique each others’ writing which means they would get into boisterous shouting matches) would think that it was a bunch of people who hated each other instead of a bunch of friends, because they all yelled so much.
Basically, not only did Tolkien write works that have been dear to nerds since publication, he himself was pretty much the king nerd.
I miss Europe every single day. Today I woke up thinking about Europe when Rachelle tagged me on IG in a post about Prague. As I scrolled through PostSecret, I saw this. I was both happy and sad seeing this bridge.
Then I read the secret written on this Praha postcard and that hit me a little bit more in the gut. I have a lot of feelings right now…